Hobo wandered around wondrously, thinking about his $20. What should he buy? There was so much to get! Expired pizza, make-your-own cardboard box kit, learn to draw a line, oh, Hobo just couldn't decide!!! Finally, Hobo came across his favorite dining area...The Wal-Mart parking lot! Hobo smiled and laughed his Hill-billy way. "I know just what to get!" He cried, and ran into Wal-mart. He wasn't amazed at how the Automatic doors opened to his appearance. "My cardboard box gum lock is like so more modern technology!" He cried. He entered and gasped at the pretty (dirty), shiny carts. "Oh!" He cried in delight, and hopped into the cart. Hobo hugged his knees happily and waited. A Wal-Mat employee walked past him, going on Lunch break. "Um....sir? You're supposed to drive that on your own and put your groceries in it." She said, and hurriedly walked away. Hobo watched others roll their carts by, so he decided to try it too. He found it very entertaining, so he pushed the cart hard and stood on it, like it was a ride, screaming, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!" All through Wal-Mart for 2 straight hours. Finally, Hobo arrived at his stop. (Beautiful Music) The Toy Center!!! Hobo ran over through the toy center, looking for something to get. Finally, he got what he wanted. 1 Monopoly game and a 2 Bratz packet. He hurriedly bought his items and picked up a pack of Bubblicious Watermelon big pack gum. Then he rushed "home". Billybobjoebob squealed in delight as he saw Hobo, and he waddled over to Hobo and gave him a Big (Small), Sloppy (Barely noticeable),kiss, like a dog. Hobo tore off the Monopoly plastic and took out everything. He kept the money in the box for Cardboard points (Points Hobo and his friends use for buying useless things from each other) and took out the metallic game pieces. "Finally!" Hobo cried. "Finally!" Billybobjoebob sqeaked. "I have gotten your complete bedroom set, Billybobjoebob!" Hobo cried in delight. "My bedset? Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!" Billybobjoebob squealed in delight. Hobo set all the metallic pieces in one corner of the box, known as the Billybobjoebob corner, and Billybobjoebob settled into the metal hat and fell asleep. His metallic dog, Bobo, stood prudly stiff as a statue (cause he's a game piece), next to the hat, and his car was actually, no kidding, really, ready to drive with as for Billybobjoe bob. And please, don't ask me, I have nooooo clue how Billybobjoebob has driven that car before. Well, Hobo put the shopping bag on his head and said, "I am the new Queen of the box!" And giggled. Billybobjoebob opened one eye and said King, "You think you are alllll that!", and then fell back asleep. Hobo cried like a girly-girl. Hobo ripped of a piece of the Monopoly gameboard and chewed it happily. "Mmmmmm....so nutricious!!!" He cried. He then took out the Bratz and started playing. He name one Bo, and the other b0, with a zero at the end. Here is some things he said, while eating his "gourmet" "luxurious" card board.
Bo: I like am going to go to the Mall!
B0: Like, me too!
B0: Like, lets go girlfriend!
Bo: You got it, BFF!
Bo and B0: *giggle*
*They arrived at the mall, A.K.A., just another corner in Hobo's "home"*
Bo: Like, what are you gonna buy?
B0: Me? Like I am going to get like this totally new fasionable box skirt!
Bo: Oooooooooo, pretty!
B0: *giggle giggle*

Finally, Hobo took one more piece of cardboard and finished it, putting the rest of his "food" and Bratz next to Billybobjoebob. Then, Hobo took off his old gum "lock" and put it in the Monopoly box. Then he chewed another piece of gum and securely "latched" it onto his "doors". Finally, Hobo happily cuddled into his blanket and pillow in one corner and fell fast asleep.


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